Who Are We?

You may be asking yourself:

Who, indeed, are these silly creatures?

What, indeed, is their raison d'être?

Where, indeed, do I find myself?

Why, indeed, should I pay any mind to this at all?

How, indeed, might I explain all of this to others?

Fret not: all your questions have answers. And so let us begin by engaging in an exercise that is, for now, the most revealing, and yet later, will be declared the least useful: Introductions.